Saturday, May 30, 2009

Gut-buster of the Day

On the way back from Subway...

Gus: I'm going to be brave, like a superhero. Then I can protect people and save all the children.
Beedle: I'm going to be safe. I'm gonna get some gold.
Dad: What?
Beedle: Gold keeps you safe.
Dad: Beedle, what are you talking about?
Beedle: On Fox News, it says that gold keeps you safe.

Once again, my commercially-saturated son repeats what he hears..."Gold is a safe investment in rough economies."

I laughed so hard that my sides hurt.

2 comments:

Don't Mess With Texas said...

Spoken like a future investment banker!! Amazing statement!! Wow.

Don't Mess With Texas said...

Oh, I might add....the statement was made, where? In Texas, only in Texas!! I laughed so hard my face hurt. This is a true classic. Such wisdom from one so young!